Th’ Fneemk Inglsh Seudoe-Abj(a)d

But ie wuznt goewng too die. Not unles yoo invietd sumwn, Miek add. "Noep," ie lied brietly. "Laundry," and then hee rusht, stumblng, too th' floar. Jasp(')r, hwevr, pauzd at th' desk wood 'lou. Insted, hee sat kwiet kloes bsied Jaik(')b. Ie glanst 'round, but it didnt …

Thu Funymik Inglish Alfubet

Thu hardist part uv lurnyng Inglish iz lurnyng tue spel, but it duznt haf tue by. Wut if Inglish wuz speld funetikly? Moest uv thyz wurdz mey look streynj, but theynks tue thu dizien uv this nue kunvenshin, meny uv thyz spelyngz ar egzaktly or nyrly thu seym az ther …